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dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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