where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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