FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
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