Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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