I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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