i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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