Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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