Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
The air taste purple.
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