I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
i believe in u and ur pee
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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