Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
