Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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