Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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