is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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