After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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