I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Can I color on your dick again?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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