okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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