We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize