just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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