i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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