Got a toothbrush?
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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