I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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