honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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