It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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