i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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