This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Randomize
