In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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