school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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