cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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