she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
BRING THE BAGELS
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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