9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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