I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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