yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Randomize
