Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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