$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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