Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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