awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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