Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
