i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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