You're so nebulous sometimes
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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