This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
How naked do you want me to be?
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