i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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