Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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