But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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