i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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