He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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