Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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