She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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