I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
