Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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