I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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