So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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