I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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