Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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