Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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