Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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