Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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