oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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