I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I am naked and annoyed.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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